Mar 24

It’s not that you have sex once and you get the jokes

:Janice

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Mar 13

“That’s the problem when women-friends try to set you up. They always say “She’s sweet”.

You’re not looking for an additive for your tea or coffe, you’re looking for a girlfriend!”

:Sanjeev

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Mar 13

“I’m glad that even the lobsterman can get some”

:Rachel Z. in response to the comment that CMU’s lobsterman’s girlfriend visits him from time to time

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Mar 13

CERTIFICATE OF AMENDMENT OF

AMENDED AND RESTATED CERTIFICATE OF INCORPORATION OF

ACME, INC.

:just one more data point to add to my theory that lawyers are evil…

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Mar 12

With instant messaging it isn’t the global village anymore, it is the global household.

:Arn in an IM conversation

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